Did you hear about the explosion at the french cheese factory? All that was left was...de brie.

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thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

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frankoceanfanclub:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

please delete this

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prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

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metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

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sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

MerMantis Shrimp. Even his most genuine displays of affection are incredibly violent. 

Note: I’m pretty sure real mantis shrimps are incapable of friendships with other crustaceans (and were this an encounter in the wild, it would surely be more of a dinner-for-one type arrangement), but this is the world of Merpeople and I’d like to believe that Mermantis Shrimp’s partial humanity has made him a bit more open minded.

Mermantis Shrimp. Happy Monday, friends!

answered 1 day ago

Stop drinking and go to sleep or to the hospital okay? I want to make sure you're okay. Is there anyone you can call?

my paarents are at worl\k and i m fine

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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."